Phillis The Whale

Things happen here...

fuks:

everything is so funny rn 

quacklemore:

what if someones name was gurt and to say hi you would say “yo gurt”

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

(Source: carrie-whites)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie)

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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