Phillis The Whale

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori)

(Source: badtvblog)

(Source: interwebpunk)

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

european:

ordering food is so stressful

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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